Flavor of Love 2 in Belize

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

It is the final episode of Flavor of Love 2, and New York and Delishus are the only two women* left standing.

*Despite all the tranny rumors about both, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say both are women.

After Krazy's elimination, Flav announces that he will be taking the two finalists to Belize and both girls are ready to celebrate their trip.

The next morning the girls leave with Flav for Belize and are greeted at the airport by an adoring crowd who is excited to see not only Flav, but New York too. Delishus comments on how New York and Flav's connection must be real since it's acknowledged by the public. The three get on a smaller plane and end up at a beautiful resort in Palencia, Belize.

On Delishus' date, Flav takes her for a walk on the beach leading to a little tent (BTW, this is the second 'tent' date D has gotten. Remember the camels?). They fall down together under the bed in a heap of sloppy grinding. When the masseuses show up to give them massages, they are so swept away by their passion that they don’t even notice. And the masseuses are so grossed out that they have to run into the ocean to vomit. Eventually, Delishus crawls off of Flav and they get their massages. Then they meet up later for dinner. Delishus asks Flav if HIS emotions are being faked for TV and this seems to upset Flav, since everybody should know that a fifty year old man in a rented house wearing an oversized clock around his neck is only interested in being real, not making TV. Otherwise, they have a perfectly lovely date and Flav compliments Delishus profusely. He invites her up to his room, she accepts, and there’s a marginally funny incident where Flav has to cut her out of her dress because the zipper is stuck. They spend the night together and Delishus walks back to her room in the morning.

Because Flav is a sadist, he has chosen to take New York on a boating trip. New York does not like water, but she puts on a happy face for Flav. They make out a little on the front of the boat and then New York crawls around to the back. She is so excited to finally be having her date, that she starts to lose her mind. She starts grilling Flav about whether or not he spent the night with Delishus. She tells Flav that she's been busy planning their entire lives together. She tells Flav that she gives the orders. This causes Flav to jump off the boat in disgust. When he has cooled down, he returns and tells her that she's acting like her mother. New York quickly back-pedals and says that she was wrong. But Flav won't be happy until she says that he gives the commands because he is a man. Soooo…… just in case Flav wasn't attractive enough to you to begin with, now you can add 'being a chauvinist' to his list of attributes.

The next night is elimination night in Belize. The winner will stay on with Flav for a vacation and the loser will be sent back to the US. Flav has sent over dresses for each girl that he picked out and after each girl is ready, they meet out on the dock for the elimination. A thunderstorm is rolling in and New York's hair seems to go from curled and sculpted to flat and stringy in a matter of minutes.

Back on the dock, Flav gives Delishus her set of gold grills and they embrace. Flav says he's excited to see if this will work without all the cameras around. Delishus looks genuinely happy but tells us that part of the reason she’s so happy is that New York lost. They walk off into the Belizean thunderstorm together.

Delishus wins and gets stay in Belize at the resort with Flav.